July 2nd, 2008 by dametuckaberry

Look at Tuckaberry Productions’s fantastic new sound system progress!

Holy Hamiltons, Batman!  We’re off to a great start, thanks to our contributors to the
Three Hundred Hamiltons!

Campaign.
Contributors so far: Eleonor Bindman, Margaret Cross, and Helen Wicker

We’re asking everyone reading this to please consider a ten-dollar donation this summer. 
Ten dollars:
…It’s less than the cost of a ticket to a summer movie. 
…It’s the price of a pair of Duane Reade sunglasses. 
…It’s a bottle of sunscreen. 
It’s the chance to get Tuckaberry on its feet for 2008-2009 so that we can keep bringing Brooklyn families and local schools great theater for reasonable prices.
or to donate by mail, send checks to:
Tuckaberry Productions, Inc.
85 Eastern Parkway, 6E
Brooklyn, NY 11238

Tuckaberry Productions is a non-profit New York State charity.  All donations are tax-deductible, and 100% of your donation goes to producing high-quality theater for kids, their families, and their teachers.

The Onion is Right.

June 30th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

Go see Wall-E.

I can usually find something mean to say about, well, anything.

I can’t thing of a single thing about this film that wasn’t simply wonderful. 

It made me gasp aloud in the theater.  And cry a little.  And laugh a lot.  And yes, we’re talking about cartoon robots.

I won’t say any more except that if you haven’t seen it and want someone to go with, this is the sort of film that I would pay to see twice. 

Shook me to the core, it did.

what can ten dollars buy?

June 27th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

 

As you all know, Tuckaberry Productions is eagerly searching for next season’s space—thanks to everyone who’s given us leads—we’re exploring several options and will be settling into a new home very soon.
In the meantime, we’re gearing up for this July’s reprise of Aesop’s Foibles(visit www.tuckaberry.com for more info!) and getting ready for next year’s Brooklyn shows and upcoming school tour of Round the Circle (available for booking April-May, 2009—email Tuckaberry@yahoo.com for more info!)
As we continue to produce shows in the heart of Brooklyn, we’re growing into a touring company as well. This year we purchased a fantastic sound system–complete with body microphones–so that we can take our shows local schools.  With this, we were able to perform Aesop’s Foiblesfor audiences of 500-1,000 students and teachers, and we’re looking forward to doing this more and more.
And of course, this fantastic new sound system left a  debt-shaped dent in our budget.  So for the first time in Tuckaberry history, we’re doing a:
Three Hundred Hamiltons!
Campaign.
We’re asking everyone reading this to please consider a ten-dollar donation this summer. 
Ten dollars:
…It’s less than the cost of a ticket to a summer movie. 
…It’s the price of a pair of Duane Reade sunglasses. 
…It’s a bottle of sunscreen. 
It’s the chance to get Tuckaberry on its feet for 2008-2009 so that we can keep bringing Brooklyn families and local schools great theater for reasonable prices.
or to donate by mail, send checks to:
Tuckaberry Productions, Inc.
85 Eastern Parkway, 6E
Brooklyn, NY 11238
Tuckaberry Productions is a non-profit New York State charity.  All donations are tax-deductible, and 100% of your donation goes to producing high-quality theater for kids, their families, and their teachers.

My name is not Adam.

June 26th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

I have just been told that, after two years of addressing holiday cards to "Mr. Jon and Mrs. Jane Doe" that this is incorrect business practice and we’re reverting back to addressing them to "Mr. and Mrs. Jon Doe."

I don’t know why this bothers me as much as it does.

I feel utterly nauseous and I kind of want to walk out the door and never turn back.

Incorrect business is to deny a woman’s right to be addressed by her actual name.

I am revolted.

Got $15 and a need to conquer that pesky ledge?

June 25th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

I’m planning to hit the climbing gym this Friday evening if I can get a belay partner.

5:30 PM or so.

It’s HERE, near Columbus Circle.

Lessons learned this week:

June 20th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

1.  Playing the djembe: not so easy, actually.
2.  I have "a lot of issues going on" (says the PHD in psychology.)
3.  Being an office manager sucks.
4.  Cooking bullets in an oven will make them go off. (thanks, Mythbusters!)
5.  Bulls react to motion, not to the color red. (thanks again, Mythbusters!)
6.  Watching TV: pretty educational, actually.
7.  In spite of, or perhaps because of everything that has transpired over the past few months, I am more confident than ever that Tuckaberry will be touring full-time within two years and that it will be my primary occupation even sooner.
8.  UPS sucks. Still.

Oh, give me a home…

June 14th, 2008 by dametuckaberry
Dear friends and fans of Tuckaberry Productions,
2007-2008 has been an amazing year for Tuckaberry.  We produced a record four shows–two musicals, one cabaret, and one Shakespeare classic–and brought our spring musical to local schools for our first tour.  We’re reprising Aesop’s Foibles next month (you’ll hear all about that very soon!) and we’re thrilled to be planning a family picnic in Prospect Park in August.
But as we reflect on a successful season, we face challenging changes in the year to come.  Tuckaberry Productions is, to put it simply, homeless.  The Impact Theater’s owner has not renewed his lease and the building’s owner has decided to close it down for some much-needed renovations.  And while we’ve grown considerably over three years, we haven’t grown quite enough to take on a lease of our own.  We’re at peace with renting local space by the hour for our next season, but we had grown rather fond of having a place to call home
                                                                             
We would love to have that again.
So we thought:  why not ask the folks who come to see our shows if they have any suggestions? 
And as long as we’re asking for help, we figured we should shoot for the moon. Here is what our dream home would have:
–A performance space.  It does not have to be a theatrical space, or even have a stage.  It must simply have room for an audience, a small set and electrical outlets.  We generally put on 2-4 shows a year for about a month at a time, on weekends in the afternoons. 
–A rehearsal space.   For about two weeks before the show, we generally rehearse in the aforementioned performance space in the evenings and on weekend afternoons.  We are, however, accustomed to working with shared spaces and are very flexible, friendly, and neat.
–A space to store our props, costumes and scenery.  Most of our belongings are in boxes, and the scenery is modular, folding up completely.  We would need no more floor space than what a small self-storage unit would provide.
–A rate within our means.  This could mean either an hourly rate which would be proportionate to our ticket sale intake or a co-production agreement (cut of the box office).
–Location, location, location.  We have had the honor of being Prospect Heights’ only resident children’s theater company, and we’ve gown attached to the area and the neighbors who frequent our shows.  We’d prefer to stay within one of the following three neighborhoods in Brooklyn: Park Slope, Fort Greene, or Prospect Heights.
Tuckaberry is a non-profit incorporation and any lending of space ‘below cost’ would count as an in-kind donation to a New York State Charity.  We can also offer free or discount performances to groups and assistance with janitorial services/cosmetic renovations as barter for a co-production agreement.
If anyone receiving this message has any ideas, we’re open to suggestions.  If you know anyone else who might have ideas, please send this message to themWe are optimistic about the future and we look forward to the 2008-2009 season ripe with possibilities.  Thank you all for being a part of our family; Tuckaberry will continue keep you informed, and we look forward to bringing you more great theater for all ages over the next year.

What goeth before a fall?

June 9th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

In case you’re planning on attending any of THIS , I made these:

and you can buy them HERE.

Current prognosis: cautiously optimistic

May 31st, 2008 by dametuckaberry

Saw neurosurgeon #3 today.  He’s my favorite, and will be the one I go to if the time comes, which he said he kind of thinks it probably will.  He echoed number two, marveling at the fact that I can even walk, much less work.  "You have clever nerves" he says. He also marveled at the enormity of my herniation.  It’s starting to get a complex about its size.  I asked him to give me a really compelling argument not to operate electively.  And he did.  Paraphrasing: "I’ve seen it happen–granted, not on herniations as big as yours–where that tissue shrinks back and becomes absorbed by the body.  As long as you’re getting better, as long as the weakness in your leg is mild, as long as you don’t experience any of the emergency symptoms (foot drop, incontinence), we need to hold out hope that this can happen for you." 

Okay.  When you put it that way, I get it.  Also, apparently, surgery does weaken the spine slightly.  Pretty compelling side note.

We discussed future baby.  "Get an MRI before you start trying to get pregnant" he says.  If the herniation is still the same, we need to talk about surgery again.  No matter what happens, he says I should probably elect cesarian birth, as natural birth would be enough to cause more serious damage to the blown disc as well as the bulging one and the ones which look dehydrated and iffy.  And while it’s not ideal, pregnancy at any stage does not contra-indicate anesthesia and spinal surgery if necessary, or another MRI.

I am amazed at how not afraid of the future I am any more.  I feel like I have all my plans, my backup plans, and my backup backup plans in place.  And you know, when you make plans nothing ever goes wrong.  But they do make you feel better about the unsure.  Plans, that is.  Make you feel better.  Well, they do me.

So I feel pretty good.  I don’t know how the nerves find their way around that blob, but whatever.  If it works, don’t fix it.  And if it stops working, we’ll deal with it.  Now I have three neurosurgeons who know me and have my insurance information.  I’ve got doctors in two boroughs and I can schedule surgery within a matter of days if the time comes.  In the meantime, I’m cleared to begin gentle excercise (hold off on the climbing, and I think the boxing gloves will need to be permanently hung up) and can go about life like before.  Well, not like before.  Because I’ve got to go about it differently to stay well. 

So I can go about life…anew. 

For now. 

And that’s okay.

Auditions for the July reprise of Aesop’s Foibles!

May 30th, 2008 by dametuckaberry

Donkey: baritone, sweet, gullible, physical comedy; Ensemble: character voices, physical comedy; Man: multipart/puppets, baritone/tenor, comedic timing; Child/Bunny: male or female, multipart/puppets, under 5’5”, high tenor/mezzo. Note: NO PERFORMERS UNDER 18 YEARS OLD.

Performing July 18-23 in Fort Greene, Brooklyn as part of the A.R.T. NY Children’s Theater Festival

Seeking—

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Auditions will be open call on Sunday, June 8th from 6:30 - 8:30 P.M. at Shetler Studios: 244 West 54th Street between Broadway & 8th Avenue. Prepare an uptempo song and a ballad. Bring pix & résumés, stapled together. For more info, visit www.tuckaberry.com. Questions? Email tuckaberry@yahoo.com. Small stipend provided at finish, based on ticket sales.