Archive for September, 2007

Alone on the subway with a good book

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

The fondest memories I have of my father are of him reading me to sleep at night, and (aside from the occasional Madeline L’Engle or Frances Hodgson Burnett book) it was always one of my many Nancy Drew mysteries.  I barely remember them, since I suppose I must have been asleep for a fair amount of the reading, but she has always held such a warm place in my heart.  To me, Nancy Drew represents chaste ingenuity, feminine prowess, and sleepy paternal affection.

Yesterday evening, I had the illustrious and surprisingly easy experience of meeting Holly Hughes, editor, essayist, and author of several Nancy Drew novels. 

So of course I had to buy the book from which she was reading at BookCourt in Brooklyn last night, and she humored me by signing both her name and "Caroline Keene".  Then I started to read the book (edited by friend and writer Jenni Ferrari-Adler.)

I used to think that for a book to be any good it had to contain unicorns, vampires, orphans or murder.  Then I started reading "Alone in the Kitchen With an Eggplant," a nonfiction compilation of essays. 

I can’t get over how not totally boring it is.  Not only is it not totally boring, it’s totally good.  It’s don’t-forget-to-bring-your-nose-out-or-you’ll-miss-your-subway-stop-good. 

Buy it.  Read it.  Do it now.  It will remind you of warm bed-tuckings and nighttime readings.  Well, maybe that’s just me. 

Have you ever…

Monday, September 24th, 2007

Been signed up to see a musical that you are certain you will hate?  And then you find out that a Broadway veteran with whom you once shared a dressing room and body mic is starring in it?  And you hate to think that you might hate a play starring an actress you respect and admire?  And then you watch it all the way through and wind up simply loving this play you thought you were going to hate? 

Well I have.

The Boy in the Bathroom:  it’s better than the synopsis leads you to think it will be.  By far.

Post Script:  Apparently,  this reviewer disagreed.  Well, what the hell do I know anyway?

I made a movie!!!!!

Tuesday, September 18th, 2007

And I can’t figure out how to embed it!!!!!

But Rob put in on Youtube!!!!

Thanks Rob!!!!

Click Here!!!!

There is a glitch in the Matrix

Monday, September 17th, 2007

So yesterday evening it was my duty as volunteer reviewer for NYTheatre.com to attend a theatrical production as part of the “Bad Plays” festival in Greenwich Village, New York.

I wrote the time and date in my calendar. I went online and printed the brochure. I mapquested the address and I left the apartment with 15 minutes of spare time in case of train delays.

On the door outside of the performance space, I see a poster for the festival with a handwritten note, saying “Upstairs, 3D.”

So I go upstairs to 3D. The door is shut, but I open it a teeny crack. A lady steps out and I whisper that I am from NYTheatre.com and I thought the play began at 8:00. I am mortified when she tells me that the show is about halfway through. But she is kind and forgiving and seats me inside. I sit and watch as I try to wonder what on earth I’ve walked into, as I don’t believe that this is the play I was signed up to see. But then again, the brochure was a bit confusing, so…maybe it is.

NYTheatre.com (justifiably) won’t publish a review of a show which the reviewer hasn’t seen all the way through, so here is my personal rave:

The play I saw the second half of is called Birth. It is a series of monologues and scenes written by Karen Brody. Even though I stepped in late, I was instantly drawn in by the stories being depicted through the vignettes on stage. Brody pulls no punches, and gets right into the dirty details of the birth process in a way I’ve never encountered. For all the ‘shocking’ and ‘naughty’ material I’ve seen onstage in similar blackbox performance spaces created and produced by edgy and impetuous young companies, nothing has so completely dropped my jaw as the scenes I witnessed Sunday night at 115 MacDougal Street. It was fantastic.

The cast comprises 8 actresses who play 8 mothers, stepping in on one another’s scenes as family members, doctors, midwives, and doulas. Shelley McPherson, Paula Pizzi, Brigitte Viellieu-Davis, Mary Bacon, Ilyana Kadushin, Laura Taylor, Caroline Clay and Tomoko Miyagi each deliver powerful and hilarious monologues as they describe their unique birthing story while maintaining an ensemble energy. They are fearless in their rendering of a natural process which is currently shrouded in fear. Director Heidi Miami Marshall is beautifully bold in her staging and Suzanne Mulder’s lighting design helps to keep the story flowing as the play moves from scene to scene with nothing but folding chairs to depict the set.

The play was mounted as a benefit for NYC Midwives, and it’s no secret that there’s an agenda to the theatrical production, but what show doesn’t have an agenda? Every story has a moral, and this one sets clearly out to shed light on a topic which is still, even in our post-feminist enlightened age, veiled in taboo mystique.

I stuck around for the panel talkback, and discovered that the majority of the audience was midwives, mothers, doulas, and folks who work closely with the aforementioned. This show deserves a more diverse audience. I urge anyone who is even hypothetically considering the possibility of one day maybe becoming pregnant or considering helping to make a person become pregnant or even exists due to the result of a pregnancy to see this show. Visit the website: http://www.birthonlaborday.com/theplay/play.html

At any rate, I contacted my editor at NYTheatre.com, and it turns out that the “Bad Play” I was scheduled to see was in fact cancelled. So it was completely by serendipity that I stumbled upon this performance, and equally serendipitous (and baffling) is the fact that I rode home on the subway sitting across from the exact same pair of women that I rode into Manhattan sitting across from.

Weird.

It has begun.

Friday, September 14th, 2007

And I am excited.

Mark your calendar

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

Tuckaberry gets bizzy.

Friday, September 7th, 2007

I finally updated the website so that www.tuckaberry.com is no longer a simple forwarding site.  Unfortunately, in my effort to make it more streamlined, I think the site is even more jumbled and cluttered than before.  Feng shui is not my strong suit.

New merchandise is available at the store (www.cafepress.com/tuckaberry) including Polly and Midsummer shirts and schwag.  (Go on.  Fight about the spelling.  I don’t care what Wikipedia says.)

And for the first time ever, I have graphics for all of the season’s shows before we’ve begun (I’m quite pleased with Aesop, it’s shockingly minimalist compared to my usual gradient-sparkle-text-heavy designs)

And.  While we’ve had a phenomenal turnout for auditions (still have callbacks tonight and even more applicants to be seen on Saturday) we are, as always, desperate for a few good men.  Having two possible fellows to choose from for two possible roles isn’t exactly a plethora.  "Do you even know what a plethora is?"

So, if you are a boy, or know a boy, or see a boy in the street who might be interested in auditioning for our musical (yes, he must be able to sing.  On key, preferably) please send him our way!!!

Tuckaberry@yahoo.com

kisses,

Dianna

An open letter to the boyz in my hood.

Wednesday, September 5th, 2007

To all of you friendly Prospect Heights evening pedestrians,
 
There are many, many elegant methods of combat and assasination which have been passed down through generations of masters, including martial arts, poison, and knife and swordplay.  These all bear a common favorable quality: stealth, i.e. silence.

So why the f**k do you feel the need to blow an entire round of bullets three separate times in the middle of the f**king night? 

Please. Be considerate of the sleep-deprived neighbors surrouding your nocturnal rumble, and make like a ninja the next time someone stiffs you for a kilo of blow.  If you must slay, please do so discreetly.

A.R. Schmeidler wants YOU.

Tuesday, September 4th, 2007

So the ‘Executive Assistant’ to Mr. Schmeidler (71-year old financier) is leaving here in October.

Anyone want a low-paying job holding the hand of a not-so-sane selfish moneybags?

It has benefits and a lot of internet surfing time.