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In the past week I:

saw my show sell out for a second time.

learned how to hook up my videocamera to the TV.

decided NOT to go to the gym and to visit a walk-in hairstylist instead.

saw "Brick".

witnessed a psychological breakdown the likes of which I hope never again to be party to.

ate more than a wise amount of chocolate.

drew a lot of pictures.

cried heavily and uneccesarily.

ate a tater tot which tasted suspiciously of detergent.

decided to stay at my job for a while.

talked truthfully with my mother.

weighed myself twice.

"Tight wrist no problem for Wang."

I don’t know about you, but baseball was the furthest thing from my mind when I saw that on the sports page.